Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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