just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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