Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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