I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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