this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
