I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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