wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
My penis needs a shock collar
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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