Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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