Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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