My hand turned me down
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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