Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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