I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
