shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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