she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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