i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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