were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm just crazy horny about you
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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