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no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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