The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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