Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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