she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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