Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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