eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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