I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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