I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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