The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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