I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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