I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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