I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Green mimosas i think yes
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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