i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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