Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The best revenge is premature balding
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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