So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just invented taco cereal.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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