its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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