I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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