Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
