you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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