I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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