yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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