if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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