I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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