At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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