He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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