did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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