My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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