So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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