Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Randomize
