You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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