are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
COCAINE IS GR8
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