You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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