He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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