Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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