you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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