No awkward lesbian experiences without me
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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