She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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