what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Quick, to the slutcave!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Shame is for Republicans.
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