I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Randomize
