Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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